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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

tomhazeldine:

Only he would do this to not insult people[x]

apupy:

fuck you mom and dad and your rules im moving out *shuffles away*

apupy:

fuck you mom and dad and your rules im moving out *shuffles away*

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

f4me:

Today my teacher was writing on the board and he made his letter D weird and he said “sorry my D isn’t very straight” and the whole class couldn’t stop laughing and he had no idea what was going on

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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andthepantsweredead:

hey sup i need an excuse to use this 

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