So I just woke up about 30 minutes ago, and I’ve already done something stupid.
No, it’s not skipping class, which I doubt I have. lol
I thought it would be a great idea to text my dad when I woke up. I was overcome by the need to send him a text, asking him if he had received my message from last night.
I sent :
"Salam pa, did you get my sausage?"
The worst bit is that I struggled to spell the word ‘sausage’. At one point it was ‘sesague’, then ‘sesauge’..and the rest is just horrible. lul
Somehow my brain registered ‘sausage’ as ‘message’, and I sent the text, confident that it made sense. Fucking troll.
So the lesson is that one should never text when trippy from sleep.
One should never text one’s DAD when trippy from sleep.
So that was how my morning began.